A Note to my Darling Wife

Dearest, I know you sneak over here and read the blog every once in a while, even if you don't admit it. So...

I know it makes you a little sad that we don't talk much any more. Did I tell you that Jemimah1 had a new worm on her yesterday? Don't worry, I killed it. And I finally got the sprayer to spray the fish fertilizer just right. Oh, and don't go in the back yard, it sort of smells.

But anyway, how are you? Have the girls, darn it can't think of their names, you know, the little one and the bigger one, gone back to school yet?

Well I've gotta run. You know where to find me if you need me - out in the pumpkin patch!