A fan writes: “wow this is the kind of blog that makes an international hit because everyone just starts reading it…”

Thanks Nick! Now I just need some good Legal Representation to help me trademark the "Pumpkin Grower Survivor" series before those greedy retards at Fox beat me to it!

(Bessie overcame her rot with twice-daily bleach baths. We'll think about moving, weighing, and carving her the 1st of October.)