Time for the Kid's First Bath

A bath of Norwegian sea sludge? Well ok, if it 's good for her, I'm cool with it.

But those fools at Ortho, what are they thinking??? Didn't they consider that someday somebody might want to pump Norwegian Sea Sludge through their hose sprayers? Idiots.

I'm supposed to spray at 2 ounces per gallon, but I get nothing. It is stopped up? 3 ounces - nothing. Ok, crank it up to 8 ounces of sea sludge. It'll either kill her or make her stronger!