July 25 - Day 32

This 15 pounds a day can't last much longer, but Bessie measures 332 pounds today. Actually she's sort of a pain to measure now, because her circumference is over nine and a half feet - longer than my measuring tape.

Jeff Foxworthy writes:
"You might be a redneck if...
... You've ever had your picture taken with a giant vegtable."

Now that's really funny - not. Looks like a great comedian in his prime has gone to seed. I earnestly hope that Jeff might live to regret that comment and instead devote himself to the glory of growing giant pumkins.